| Little known fact number one: Pope Pius II wrote an erotic book. YOU KNOW NOT THE WAYS OF THE SITH. |
| Little known fact number two: Freud failed to help his patients. THE SITH DO NOT BOTTLE FEED KITTENS. |
| Little known fact number three: God's name is "Jealous". THE SITH ARE NOT CUTE AND FLUFFY. |

| Little known fact number five: The US has almost nuked Canada, Britain, Spain, Greenland, and Texas. THE SITH ALSO DO NOT LICK WALLS. |